Get him to the greek!

2:15 AM
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GET HIM TO THE GREEK!

Get Him to the Greek; It's one of those movies that you see the trailer and think to yourself "that looks hilarious, but is it really going to be funny the whole way through?" Well the answer to this question is yes. Jonah Hill who plays Aaron Green and Russell Brand who plays Aldous Snow, a character from the popular "Forgetting Sarah Marshall", Work incredibly well together in this film, basically it follows a timeline from when Aaron is delegated a task from his boss Sergio played by P.Diddy, at the Pinnacle Record Company.

Aaron has this great Idea to get the Famous star Aldous to play a ten year anniversary Show at "The Greek."

The Idea Initially get's thrown out, then a month later, Sergio runs with the Idea enabling Aaron to go on this wild alcohol and drug fueled adventure eventually bringing Aldous Snow to "The Greek." I won't give too much away but this movie looks somewhat like it is lacking substance but it has some good morals laying in there somewhere. See if you can pick them up! It's not all sex, drugs and rock n' roll!

This movie is incredibly hilarious, it is filled with all sorts of humour that will please NEARLY every viewer!

In our cinema i'm sure everybody laughed their asses off!

I know I did. If it's not for you, you might enjoy something like sound of music...

I give it a 4.5/5 Stars...but im no movie critic.

If this movie was a meal I'd give it a 55/60.

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Bogan Pride

5:15 PM
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One thing that absolutely gets under my skin is Bogans, Australian Bogans. Australians that are self proclaimed "Aussie Patriots." What I don't like is this sick sense of patriotism that these people posses. Their ideas that Australia is for White people or Europeans. This idea is something so close-minded and something that just irks the heck out of me, It's like that small child on the bus that wont shut-up.

What actually gets me fired up is when I go for a nice leisurely drive or pop down to the shop to buy some milk, I am exposed to these stickers on peoples cars. The stickers usually found on the back of a commodore or somebodies oversized Nissan Patrol. We all know what stickers I'm talking about. Yes, you guessed it the: " F@#K OFF WE'RE FULL" stickers and the " LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT" stickers, when I see this they make my blood reach the same boiling point as if I was to see a swastika on the back of someone's car. As I do find the latter sticker a hilarious contradiction because these Bogans should really take their own advice and " leave it."

I just want to show you some photo's to get you all riled up and then continue reading:

Here is a picture of some bogan youth trash sporting the FOWF logo on their pasty white stomachs, during "Australia" Day.

Here is the said logo in all its shameful glory.

This is usually the sort of creature that would stick such things on their windows.

and this is their leader.

Enough of their ugly heads for now, by now you're probably asking yourself where is this post going apart from showing my utter disgust for these ignorant beings. I completely understand where they are coming from with their close-minded thoughts, actions and words but I don't support it at all. I think there is many reasons as to why these people behave in this way towards non-white immigrants. Some of which are;

- These people are scared that somebody of "inferior" race can do a better job than them or are willing to do a job at all.
(this one is for all the dole bludging racist bogans)

- That these people can bring change into the bogans already cruisy lifestyle.
(Yes, We don't want sunday trading now do we...)

-They fear that if too many or any non-whites come into the country it could be taken over.
(Oh because we don't want that to happen now do we.)

-These non-white immigrants could enter the country and form ghettos and gangs.
(Yes because white immigrants and citizens aren't doing a good enough job at it already.)

I could go on and on and on and on and on about why the Bogan thinks this is a bad idea, but I don't have all day.

One point that I've been dying to make is: That Australia is in fact not full, not by a long shot. The worlds total population is 6.8 billion as of May 2010, Australia takes up a mere 22 million of that. Australia's population density is also only 2.9 people per square kilometre. Australia also sits at rank 232 out of 239 for having the lowest population density in the world. You may argue that Australia is made up of desert, but hey isn't Las Vegas built on desert?

But something that bothers me AREN'T ALL AUSTRALIANS IMMIGRANTS?

I have a lot more to say on the matter and I know some of this doesn't make much sense but I felt like addressing the matter in part.

Leave your views below whatever they may be.

O'mama Kopitiam

10:50 PM
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Today I went and tried out O'mama Kopitiam in Karawara. Today was the day it opened it's doors to customers. Previously here was "saraha cafe." O'mama is much like Malaysia's Old Town Kopitiam's.

I was really excited as this is the first kopitiam, to my knowledge, to be opened in Perth.

So the interior is like this, got the tables with the marble seats and the like.

A huge menu that is reasonably priced.

This is their breakfast menu, which is even more reasonably priced.

Kaya toast with a drink and 2 eggs will set you back $4.80!

2 Roti Canai, Curry and a drink will set you back a further $4.80!

or around that sort of price, might be cheaper.

but the breakfast price is decent, the thing I didn't like was the Roti Canai was just the frozen one, it wasn't made in-store. That was a slight disappointment but for the price, you can't really complain, can you?

The Roti Canai and Curry, they gave me knife and fork...I don't know why...

Kaya toast. I was also disappointed it wasn't the brown bread, but that really didn't matter.

The soft boiled eggs.

Nasi Lemak.

Milo.

There was a bit of drama surrounding my milo here, The waitress, bless her, it was her first shift and most probably her first order, Couldn't quite get her head around the fact that I wanted to order milo instead of tea but a few words with the boss and that was sorted out no problems. Just pay the difference which is 50c and you can have milo too~!

Now, the coffee debacle!~

The said waitress, bless her, Also couldn't differentiate between Coffee and Hainan Teh, I wasn't born and bread in Malaysia and neither was she, but I can tell the difference between Hainan Teh and Coffee, maybe she was just a bit confused/excited/flustered because it was her first shift and it was opening day but she tried telling us that the coffee and the tea was the same thing and I quote: "ah yes, the Coffee and the Hainan teh is the same thing, It looks like Coffee but it's really Tea." So then I tried them and they both tasted the same, then someone from our table kindly explained to the owner/manager what had happened here. Small problem but when you go into a Restaurant you expect the wait staff to be able to know the menu.

And here is some lovely photos they have on the wall, the place is very nicely decorated.

So Overall I would recommended the breakfast menu for a nice cheap breakfast.

O'mama Kopitiam

U 23/ 37 Walanna Drv
Karawara WA 6152

(08) 9313 2433

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Justin Beaver Look Alike Sings Like Elton John

9:17 PM
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This Justin Bieber look alike Covers Lady Gaga's hit song Paparazzi. Not only is this an Awesome Cover but he sings it with feeling (which not a lot of Singers can do nowadays, oh yeah I just went there.)

Stupid Australian Laws

2:45 PM
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Everybody, including Americans, say that America has the stupidest people in the world, This is in fact only partly true. I believe Australia, Including myself, makes up the other percentage. Here In Australia, the place where we eat both the animals pictured on our national emblem, we have some of the worlds most stupidest laws, the main reason Is because they were made a long time ago and we Aussies are pretty lazy so we don't bother changing them. So I've done some research and found some amusing laws that have or are most probably still in place today.

Children may not purchase cigarettes, but they may smoke them.

You may never leave your car keys in an unattended vehicle.

It is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face as these items are the tools of a cat burglar.

Under Australian Communications Authority (ACA) regulations, a modem can’t pick up on the first ring.

Bars are required to stable, water and feed the horses of their patrons.

The legal age for straight sex is 16, unless the person is in the care/custody of the older person, in which case it is 18.

You must have a neck to knee swimsuit in order to swim at Brighton Beach.

Lawmakers are proposing a new law that will not allow anyone to come closer than 100 meters from a dead whale’s carcass.

Life imprisonment (the most severe punishment in this country) cannot exceed 25 years.

A taxi driver can be penalized if he does not have an armload of hay in his vehicle.

There is a prohibition against travel opposite the direction of traffic (i.e.: walking on the right side instead of the left) on all roads, including on the rural pedestrian paths.

In the state of Victoria, for example, only licensed electricians can change a burned-out light bulb, even in private dwellings.

In the same state, it is forbidden to walk in pink trousers after noon on Sundays.

In Melbourne, a man can be penalized if he appears out on the street in a "dress without straps."

In Gold Coast it is illegal for a woman to wear a bikini which uses more the 6 square inch of material.

It is illegal to dress up as batman or robin.

It is illegal to force a kangaroo to drink more than 6 bottles of beer.

No man under 4ft 8 inch is alowed to surf on Klondike Beach (due to the size of the waves.)

In Queensland it is against the law to ask any person if their father was a criminal.

In Sydney it is against the law to throw a bag containing both cats and dogs into Parramatta River. But it is okay to throw a bag of cats or a bag of dogs.

Here a man can also be penalized if he appears out on the street in a "dress without straps." There are no limitations on other forms of female clothing for men.

And you can no longer sing the song ba ba black sheep as the world 'black' is racist.

Your car can be taken off you by the police if you are caught 'hooning' even if you aren't the one driving it.

Women with A-cup size breasts are not allowed to be in Pornographic Material as it depicts Child Pornography.

It is illegal to play any Musical Instrument on Public Transport.

You cannot enter a Shopping center after 7pm unless you show proof of age.

You cannot group more than 5 people at a time in public places.

Shops are not allowed to trade after 6pm unless in the city area.

It is illegal to read someone's tarot, or give them a psychic reading as these are forms of witchcraft.

Now like I said, I think some of these don't exist anymore but nonetheless they did at one stage~!

Does your Country have some Stupid Laws that just don't make any sense in this day and age?
If so, just drop a comment! I want to know!

/source: www.google.com
lukehimself.net
stupid-laws.net/Stupid-Laws.../Stupid-Laws-in-Australia.htm
www.dumblaws.com/laws/australia
www.knowledgesutra.com/.../World39s-Strangest-Laws_t60240.html
www.allaboutthelaw.com/a-list-of-really-stupid-laws

Perth Nuffnang blogger meet up!

10:19 PM
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I'd feel bad If I told you all to rock up at a place you hated so here are the choices of where to go :)

Next Door - Fremantle http://www.nextdoorbar.com.au/

Belgian Beer Café - Perth http://www.belgianbeer.com.au/

Azure Restaurant - Mt Hawthorn www.azurerestaurant.com.au

Just vote which is your favourite via comments section.

It's probably best to check these websites out and see if you like them, I threw the belgian beer café in there for anybody who feels like focusing on a drink or two...We will most probably be meeting in the evening around 7 or a time around that, seems logical right? and most probably be a weekend night say a friday or something like that. Please, please, please nominate a day that works, I would personally choose a friday, but somepeople have these strange schedules, but I will say Friday 7pm 4 June, If that works for everyone?

I'm not the best planner in the world (if you can't already tell) So please distribute this via twitter, email, facebook, reblog it do whatever lets get lots of perth bloggers there :)

Remember if more than 10 (i hope it'd be) rock up nuffnang will put on a few bits of food and drink :) So it's quite important to shout this from the hills, so to speak. I'm not sure if that's the right saying or not, but nevermind.

Also for any of you who think these places aren't up to our nuffnang standards please feel free to suggest somewhere else :)

So that's the update.

Nic.

Myalup Pines

12:11 AM
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Time for a History lesson! Myalup Pines Cabins was set up to house milling workers in the late 1930's it is situated about 120km (that's about 74.5miles for my American friends who are very behind with the metric system :p ) south of Perth, a 2 and a half hour drive from the city. Okay, History lesson over, don't want to bore you too much!

We went down for a small break to show our friends the sights and lack of sounds, this being a good thing, It's peaceful yeh, Western Australia has to offer.

So, because I'm not really good with the words and I'm very lazy/busy I will just post a whole bunch of photos and try to ad witty captions.

Enjoy!

Making a pit stop at mcdonalds.

This guy has the same f*cked up elbow as my dad. fancy the chances of seeing the same problem elbow just one car infront of us.

The lovely scenery on the drive down.

sorry for the stupid angle, Someones excited!

Saw this nice car on the way down.

the township of harvey, this is where our milk and meat comes from!

this was our cabin! It had a tiny verandah!!!

Sussing everything out.

Still sussing everything out

Fire Pit. This is where we worship the leader of the lions club for allowing us to stay in such cheap accomodation

my brother doing something...

My parents cabin, with their HUGE verandah!

Paparazzi shot of everyone unpacking the car, while I take photos.

The luxurious loungeroom in my parents cabin

Playing Ball

Playing Volley Ball.

and more

drinkssss

Chilling before the beach, too much volleyball.

I really should have rotated these pictures.

Driving to the beach.

Water Tower.

Beach

Taking Photos

My brother said the water was toooooo cold so instead of swimming we hiked the dunes.

On the way up to the dunes

Some axle in the middle of the dune

The view was nice

my skinny brother.

"the jump shot"

They were laughing at me because I fell over while taking this shot

The only station we could listen to :(

"Can we stop for Ice cream? and maybe a Pie?"

"The pies were shit"

So we went to ma marshalls to get an Emu Pie.

We ate one of these, It's a bit sick that they sell emu pies here then they also have emus outside, so you're practically looking at the before and after.